By Donna Welles
Find me on Instagram! I'm a member of DC Phi Beta Kappa. I graduated Phi Beta Kappa from UT-Austin with a BA in Russian, Eastern European, and Eurasian Studies. I also studied at Saint Petersburg State Polytechnic Institute in Russia. Archive 1, Archive 2
These photos are from the past week or so. Today I weighed 138 lbs. (March 30, 2023)
This is me today at Crunch Fitness. And then below at WSC in Georgetown. (January 7, 2023)
This is from the Washington Post this week. Notice Harry is saying that William assaulted him. (January 7, 2023)
These are photos of me and Kate Middleton. My last name is Welles. I'm from Texas and I live here in Washington, DC. I think Kate is a Prussian woman. She is really tall and she has three kids. I don't have any kids. I think her clothes are Prussian. Her dad looks like a U-boatman. (December 23, 2022)
These are from the Washington Post over the weekend. It seems like Alex has gained a lot of weight. I guess people suggest he doesn't do much running and weight lifting. It's possible the only exercise he gets is skating at the practices. I wonder if he does any working out other than ice skating? (December 19, 2022)
#DCU This is me talking about Wayne Rooney pic.twitter.com/JCR2ytp3Zm
— Donna Welles (@WellesDonna) December 19, 2022
This is me talking about right wingerism in Michigan. 12-16-22
Princess Kate wears an extra large raincoat.
David's wife is showing her leg.
This one is Meghan at an awards ceremony in the spring of 2022.
Supposedly Pippa married a Scotsman who used to drive a race car. Her mom is like the Virginians. For example, Coleen Rooney wears bathing suits at dinner. I think Pippa wears like a dress/bathing suit when she's out.
— Donna Welles (@WellesDonna) December 9, 2022
That is Kate's dad, Michael Middleton. I guess he's a Prussian. It's weird now, that he's offering his daughter for marriage. He had two daughters. Who knows about all that in Prussia.
Kate’s dad can blend in as he can but her mom is really dumb #DC pic.twitter.com/5lydiQVC3R
— Donna Welles (@WellesDonna) December 9, 2022
These two wives. Kate seems so tall and huge. Meghan seems overweight. I guess they go out and eat and drink a lot? They have those kids. Kate has three little kids. Meghan has two little kids.
"And there must have been nine or ten paps." - Meghan Markle
She's talking about the press. They are there because they think Harry is wasting the money. And they respond by calling the reporters names. (December 8, 2022)
Here are photos of Kate and Meghan. They both travel a lot and you wonder about their kids. I think they should stay at home with their kids. Little kids, they need their parents at home. Also, both of them don't stand up straight. (December 7, 2022)
What I am saying?
Just because Victoria does it, doesn't mean that is what you're supposed to do.
Why cannot she simply stand up straight and so her shoulders are above her hips?
I don't stand like that.
I don't have four kids.
I'm not married.
Thank goodness Victoria stands like that.
Thank goodness Victoria has four kids.
Thank goodness Victoria is married.
I am a Texan and Ivanka is a New Yorker.
At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet and a freight train running through the middle of my head.